The Controversial F word sung around the World
The Hilarious F word is not something taught in schools or households but yet people eventually get to learn it's usage, well isn't that surprising? Although the word continues to stay a taboo yet it's the most celebrate taboo ever. Today we are going to encounter it's 50 most hilarious encounters as a language nuance. Once again this is just a funny hilarious post targeted at matured audience and not for kids so beware.
The Awkward Grammatical Usage of the F word
Use of the F word as a Noun: It works as a noun when answering to a annoying question.For Example:
- I don't give a f***!
- I don't give a damn f***!
- Jade is a terrific f***!
Use of F word as an Adjective: It works as an adjective when you want to refer to a structure, work or function. It can be used in both good and bad sense.For example:
- Tony is organizing the f***ing party. (Bad sense)
- What a f***ing party. (Good sense)
- Mandy is doing all the f***ing work.
- Jade is f***ing beautiful.(Good sense)
Use of F word as a verb: It can be used as a transitive, non-transitive and passive verb. It is generally a physical action but not necessarily sexual.For Example:
- Don't f*** it up!(Non sexual)
- James is a great f***!(Sexual)
- James f***ed Jade! (Transitive verb) (Active verb)
- Jade f***s! or John and Jade f***ed!(Intransitive)
- Jade was f***ed by john! (Passive verb)
Use of F word as an Adverb: It can be used as an adverb by adding more character to an expression(Adjective).For example:
- James is f***ing bastard. (Added character by stating what type of bastard)
- Tony is f***ing amazing. (Added character or improved it by stating how amazing)
- Tony parties too f***ing much. (Added character by stating how much)
- It's f***ing late. (Added character by stating how late)
Use of F word as in words: F*** word has got so much appeal that, it can also be used to express almost any situation like excitement or ecstasy by inserting into strong expressive sentences to add humorous touch of improvisation. For example:
- Fanf***ingtastic! (Fantastic)
- Absof***inglutely! (Absolutely)
- Inf***ingcredible! (Incredible)
- Asf***ingtonishing! (Astonishing)
Use of F word in general. F*** being a very dynamic word can also be used as almost every word in a sentence. For example:
- F*** it.
- F***ing f***ups.
- F*** the f***ing f***ups.
- F***! The f***ing f***.
- F*** you, you f***ing f***!
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Using the F word to Express Emotions
- Greetings: F*** can be used as a good greeter to add a light affection feeling to your greetings. For example: How the f*** are you buddy?
- Pleasure: F*** can be used to express pleasure to add an extra excitement to your emotions. For example: Fanf***ingtastic!
- Praise: It can also be used as a praising word to exaggerate your appreciation.Example: You are f***ing awesome!
- Inquiry: It can also be used while enquiring about something or someone.Example: Who the f*** was that?
- Agreement: It can also be used when you agree to a statement or someone.Example: You are so f***ing correct about her!
- Benevolence: It can also be used to describe someone's act of charity or kindness which can be either bad or good.Example: Keep your f***ing favors to yourself!
- Condemnation: It can be used to condemn a policy or talk.Example: F*** that rule!
- Difficulty: It can also be used to express your difficulty or a difficult situation.Example: I don't understand this f***ing question!
- Despair: It can also be used to express your despair.Example: I F***ed it up again!
- Dismissal: It can also be used to express one's annoyance.Example: Why don't you go F*** yourself?
- Disappointment: It can also be used to express one's disappointment.Example: That's not f***ing fair.
- Dissatisfaction: It can also be used to express one's dissatisfaction.Example: I don't like what the F*** is going on here.
- Encouragement: It can also be used to encourage somebody or some situation.Example: C'mon Charlie f*** him up!
- Command: It can be used while giving commands.Example: Go f*** yourself!
- Etiquette: It can be used along with your etiquette.Example: Please pass the F***ing remote.
- Exaggeration: It can be used to exaggerate someone's personality , attributes or a situation.Example: She’s F***ing gorgeous!
- Fraud: It can be used to express your feeling of being cheated.Example: I got f***ed at the used car lot.
- Identification: It can be used to express your feelings as an identifier.Example: Who the F*** are you!?
- Pissed off: It can be used as a mood expression.Example: Am f***ing pissed off!
- Ignorance: It can be used to express someone's ignorance.Example: James’s a F***ing idiot!
- Incompetence: It can be used to express someone's incompetence.Example: James’s a F***-up!
- Confusion: It can be used to express one's confusion.Example: What the f*** is happening here.
- Laziness: It can be used to express one's laziness.Example: James’s a F*** off!
- Offer: It can be used while offering someone something.Example: Wanna F*** this shit?
- Passive: It can be used to express one's annoyance with the situation.Example: Oooh shit F*** me!
- Rebellion: It can be used to express one's rebellion emotions.Example: Who cares, F*** the world!
- Rejection: It can be used to exaggerate the rejection emotions.Example: You’re not F***ing me.
- Philosophical: It can be used to describe the weight of the situation.Example: Who gives a F***!
- Panic: It can be used while panicking.Example: Let's get the f*** out of here!
- Ambiguity: It can be used to express one's uncertainty.Example: Am not f***ing sure about this!
- Questioning Authority: It can be used to question someone's authority.Example: Who the f*** do you think you are dealing with?
- Pain: It can be used to express pain.Example: Oh F***! That hurt.
The Modern F word Modification as an Acronym
The F word often is inconvenient to use in public so often try to bypass the sound of it by using it as an Acronym as a symbol of Modern usage.Here are a few to help you out with its modern usage:
- FA-->F*** all
- WTF-->What The F***
- NFI-->No F***ing Idea
- GFY-->Go F*** Yourself
- FFS-->For F***'s Sake
- FIIK-->F***ed If I Know
- FOAD-->F*** Off And Die
- GAGF-->Go and Get F***ed
- GTFO-->Get the F*** Out
- JFGI-->Just F***ing Google It
- NMFP-->Not My F***ing Problem
- RTFM-->Read the F***ing Manual
- STFU-->Shut the F*** Up
- SNAFU-->Situation Normal All F***ed Up
- LMFAO-->Laughed My F***ing Ass Off
- IDGAF-->I Don't Give A F***
- FUBAR-->F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
- AYFKM-->Are You F***ing Kidding Me?
- FIGJAM-->F*** I'm Good, Just Ask Me
- TOTGAF-->Too Old To Give A F***
- WTFIGO-->What The F*** Is Going On?
- WOFTAM-->Waste of F***ing Time and Money
- DILLIGAF-->Does It Look Like I Give A F***
Guidelines to Follow and Avoid
- The F word use is considered obscene in social contexts, but may be common in informal and domestic situations. So be careful on where to use it and try to avoid it as much as possible.
- The F word can be ambiguous and can be mistaken it to be an offense to a person so use it correctly and most of all don't try it on unknown people or in a unknown or new country.
- The F word started as a rebellion word against the discriminating law (Frichen = to strike), and with time it got simplified to a four letter magic word. So be careful not to get fascinated by its vulgar usage and do not use it over good people unknowingly.
- Apparently it has also been used in politics by many great politicians , but it’s not that widely used as no politician wants a controversy hovering over them.
Common Sense F word usage Dialogues
- The word though has proclaimed international status, it still continues to remain a taboo to many people in many English speaking countries.
- Avoid its usage before children or on children.
- Do not use it in religious places or along with religious dialogues and practices as its considered a note of disrespect to the deity.
This article is targeted towards adults.
- The article does not in any way encourage the use of the word. On the contrary, it is trying to limit its usage into very specific situations that might arise in closed, friendly social circuits where the use of the word will be more accepted. Most importantly, where the use of the word will not be considered offensive (most of the time).
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